Alaskanmama

Did you know that you’re boogers freeze when it gets below zero. Mine do. Mine are rock hard just sitting here thinking about how cold it is outside right now. It was -17 according to the thermometer on the truck this morning and we just saw reports of temperatures all the way down to -45 in town.

What the hell am I supposed to do with that? I think I’m supposed to exercise, take my Vitamin D and drink lots of water, but all I want to do is eat chocolate and bread. Sweet bread. Sweet delicious sugary bread that the baking witch from Hubby’s work gave him. Not just one little loaf, but 6!

What was she thinking? Did we seriously need this much padding? Did she know that I had just bought a planner specifically for the purpose of journaling my food and exercise and that I would have to write “Chocolate Chocolate Chip Bread 2 slices” and “Banana Macadamia Nut Bread 3 slices”.

What really really is weighing on me, besides this horrid headache I seemed to have picked up from Hubby is that I have to drive 80 miles out of town to a farm in two days with both of the children and I betcha it’ll be -40 when I go.

yay.